even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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