Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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