so that wasnt chicken after all
This girl is more easily done than said...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
that is very illegal...i love you.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
