listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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