Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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