me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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