if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My life is pants optional.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
