I just made out with a guy for $7.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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