Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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