He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
How does one acquire holy water?
i think im in europe. pls send help
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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