My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
