is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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