Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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