At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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