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(785): View more from Kansas

so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse

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(812): View more from Indiana

Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.

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before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples

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(585): View more from New York

i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place

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(810): View more from Michigan

We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me

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