I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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