Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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