I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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