I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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