I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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