Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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