Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Randomize
