my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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