i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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