physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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