I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
