The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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