You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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