I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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