could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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