I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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