He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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