I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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