Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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