don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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