My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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