and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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