just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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