I didn't shave. On purpose
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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