He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Welp...herpes.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
They have beer where we have blood.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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