my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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