i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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