Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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