that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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