What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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