we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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