I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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