grandma shit on top of the toilet
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
where does the pee come out of this thing
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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