I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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