At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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