I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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