is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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