Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
operation harelip BJ is a go
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
