I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You pole danced in your parka.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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