I feel like abortions should bother me more
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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