I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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