I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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