to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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