im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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