love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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